There’s a yarnstorm brewing. If you stick your head out of the window you can smell it in the London air. It’s reaching its woolly fingers out of the shadows and feelings its way towards its target. The countdown is on.
In the run up to the whirlwind of woolly wrongdoing we’re taking the opportunity to help you get to know the Knit the City Yarn Corps a little better.
First out of the secret wool-lined bunker are the sweary butterfly-surrounded Bluestocking Stitcher and the sheepdip-sniffing Shorn-a the Dead.
The Bluestocking Stitcher
What is your theme tune?
Nothing Can Stop Us Now – Saint Etienne
or
Thinking of You by The Colourfield
Which superhero’s powers would you most like and why?
Elastigirl – so handy for those awkward yarnstorming angles.
What is your biggest fear?
Beige
Your three stranded on a desert island yarnstorming essentials?
(Apart from yarn) Dymo tape,
a 4mm crochet hook, a swearing dictionary
If you died during a yarnstorm what epitaph would you have on your gravestone?
“If she’d had stretchy arms, this would never have happened.”
Shorn-a the Dead
What is your theme tune?
Rawhide
Which superhero’s powers would you most like and why?
Gail Trimble’s University
Challenge question-answering prowess.
What is your biggest fear?
Moths
Your three stranded on a desert island yarnstorming essentials?
Shuriken yarn-cutter, rubbish bag (I am Yarn Ends Girl) and anti-moth flamethrower
If you died during a yarnstorm what epitaph would you have on your gravestone?
“The moths did it.”
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LOL, the moths did it!